Stupid cupid speed dating
I find it hard to pick up a date on a night out late at a club or bar, pub or spa, in fact its safe to say I am crap with girls.However luckily for me something has been created by society to solve this problem.
Speed dating as implied by the name is quick, you put on a badge “my name is nick” and you sit in a seat in this cheep rented halls and hope a good looking girl with just fall into you life. I plan how I will introduce myself, Hi I’m Nick and I’ve got a huge…
This bell is rung in 5 minute intervals by a compare whose shite patter fills in the gap between small talk and chatter. Or should I walk past again…If you were a fast food chain you would be Mc Gorgeous *point fingers*…after a second think, no wink…Did the sun come up, or did you just smile at me?
I’ve never seen a man like this compare in my life, he’s like an old, greasy, overweight Bruce Foresyth, but his terrible puns and jokes are there to relax the blokes before the girls enter. After a trial I decide it might be worth wile being more direct…Fancy making a porno, we don’t have to video it…No, chat up lines don’t help…just be yourself.*nervous laugh*Omg its time, in walk the girls in a line and each take their seats and leave the rest of it to fate.
I’m alone again, feeling like I wasted the past hour, feeling a bit sour about my situation. ” he said, not tonight mate, can’t you tell by my state, no one wants a guy like me.
He turned, his eyes glinted with wisdom, nothing is wrong he said, “Listen to me, don’t you worry, don’t get upset, there are loads of good dating sights all over the net!