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Afterwards, everyone was excited and suprised at what was going on in their stomach.
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At this point, the Irish man goes to the boot and fetches a 12 year old bottle of Jameson whiskey. "Murphy was doing some brickwork on the fireplace in Mr. He was much impressed by the moosehead over the fireplace. Cabot, bigger even than the great Irish Deer, Oi'm thinkin'." "Yes," said Mr. I tracked him for over two days and when I finally shot him it took six men to load him in the jeep." Shaking his reddish curls in admiration, Murphy said, "Truly, 'tis a great hunter you are, Sir, and a great animal that is.
He hands the bottle to the English man, who toasts, "May the English and the Irish live together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The English man then tips the bottle and lashes half of it down. "I've blown up three hundred miles of English railroad! Do you mind if Oi go into the next room and see the rest of him?
To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed.
In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from that moment on.
Arriving at the scene, he turned off the water with a sigh, and replaced the faucet washer, ending the emergency.
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What you do is knock one out as per usual but just as you're about to spurt you press your thumb over your Jap's eye and let the pressure build up for a little like you would with a bottle of Champagne before having Irish phone sex chat.
Finally you take your thumb off to release your muck in one big gush the Irish sex chat girls love this.