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If he breaks up with her it’s a 6 day waiting period. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. If the item costs over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey..wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend..is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser quality. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If you can't carry the bag then you’re not a man. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry" 29. It’s understood that said friend will repay beer with beer later. Also, no eye-to-eye contact for more than one second is allowed. It is also perfectly acceptable to pray for rippage of clothing. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to another man. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriend’s cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask whose playing. unless she is withholding sex, pending your response. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover, however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the brightness on his computer way down so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every seven minutes. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was. If any detour from this is spotted by any onlooking men, possible labels such as "Fag" may be deamed necessary.
But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. And as such said people must consume alcohol on St. Green and/ or gold body paint may be worn, but no glitter. When passing another man in a tight area were contact is possible, hole to hole or pole to pole is only acceptable.
The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really shitty and the owner doesn’t care about muddy seats. If it is merely a guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is called for, but no shots to the crotch. If this law is broken, it will result in the lowering of status from man to Manbitch and the questioning of the liking of opposite gendered relationships. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead.
If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the crotch are called for. Modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.
They would flourish, instead, with guidelines and Christian dating rules that they can recognize within Scripture and bring along into the rest of their lives.
These 7 rules for Christian dating has precedent in a faith that is all about temperance, conscious choice and love...